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ostracizedpoodle:

i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection” 

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"Let’s hockey!"
"Let’s hockey!"

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bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.

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"If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes."

- Chuck Palahniuk (via feellng)

canadian-space-agency:

Houston under a lightning storm as seen from space on June 27th 2014.

Credit: NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman

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modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

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im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
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wxng:

asian:

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"When you love someone:
- Don’t take each other for granted.
- Stop assuming you need to have sex to be intimate.
- Go on dates, PROPER dates.
- Dress formally for dates, and turn off your phones.
- Call, don’t text.
- Talk, don’t grunt.
- Surprise each other with little notes or flowers.
- Stop comparing your relationship to others.
- Have time apart as well as time together.
- Keep your own identity.
- Love as deeply as possible, don’t hold back.
- Be honest, at all times."

- FRS. (via sugarhowyou-getsofly)

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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

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"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."

- note to self  (via safeslut)

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shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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