Customer: *Walks up with 1 candy bar to purchase*
Me: Are you a rewards member?
Me: Would you like to join?
Me: Would you like this on your Sears card?
Me: Would you like to make a donation to St Jude?
Me: Credit or debit?
Me: Would you like your receipt printed?
Me: What religion are you?
Me: What do you think about Russia and Czech?
Me: Are you a virgin?
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!