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goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

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queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

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organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

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irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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"People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes."

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

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greasegunburgers:

US Marine Cpl. Michael Wynn

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braveresponders:

phiairmed:

I am the nurse on call, what brings you to the ER tonight?

OMG. Can he be my circulator nurse. That would be AWESOME.

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awwww-cute:

He’s in disguise because he’s on the lamb

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